Move aside, Coldplay! As the Glastonbury 2024 lineup is announced, AI reveals the ultimate headliners – so, do you agree?

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  • READ MORE: Glastonbury Festival 2024 line-up REVEALED 
  • MailOnline asked ChatGPT for its ultimate headliners – do you agree?

The moment that Glastonbury fans have been waiting for finally arrived this morning, as the full line-up for the 2024 festival was announced. 

This year’s headliners include Coldplay, Dua Lipa, and SZA, as well as country music legend, Shania Twain. 

Yet many fans were unimpressed by the announcement, with some underwhelmed by Coldplay, who have headlined Glastonbury four times prior. 

Meanwhile, others took to X (formerly Twitter) to express their surprise at the addition of SZA, who has never scored a UK number one.

So, who would you see take to the Pyramid Stage in your dream line-up? MailOnline asked ChatGPT for its ultimate headliners.

Who would you see take to the Pyramid Stage in your dream line-up? MailOnline asked ChatGPT for its ultimate headliners

Who would you see take to the Pyramid Stage in your dream line-up? MailOnline asked ChatGPT for its ultimate headliners

Somewhat unsurprisingly, The Beatles would top the ultimate line-up, according to ChatGPT. 'Reunion concerts are impossible, but imagining a Beatles set at Glastonbury would be legendary,' it said

Somewhat unsurprisingly, The Beatles would top the ultimate line-up, according to ChatGPT. ‘Reunion concerts are impossible, but imagining a Beatles set at Glastonbury would be legendary,’ it said

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Glastonbury Festival will be taking place at Worthy Farm in Somerset from Wednesday June 26 to Sunday June 30. 

After months of discussion, it was revealed this morning that Dua Lipa, Coldplay and SZA will headline the iconic event, with Shania Twain playing the legendary Sunday slot.

Other acts on this year’s line-up include Brit Award-winning rapper Little Simz and Afrobeats star Burna Boy, making his Pyramid Stage debut.

To celebrate the announcement, MailOnline asked ChatGPT for its ultimate Glastonbury line-up. 

Within seconds, the AI bot came up with a list of 15 acts across a range of genres. 

‘Creating the ultimate Glastonbury line-up is subjective and depends on personal taste, but here’s a diverse selection across different genres that could make for an unforgettable festival experience,’ it said. 

Two legends who have unfortunately passed away are next on the dream line-up - David Bowie, who ChatGPT describes as a 'true icon', and Michael Jackson, who the AI bot praises for his 'electrifying stage presence

Two legends who have unfortunately passed away are next on the dream line-up – David Bowie, who ChatGPT describes as a ‘true icon’, and Michael Jackson, who the AI bot praises for his ‘electrifying stage presence

Beyonce headlined Glastonbury back in 2011
Kendrick Lamar was a headliner in 2022

The dream line-up is rounded out by Beyonce – who headlined Glastonbury in 2011 – and Kendrick Lamar, who was a headiner just two years ago

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Somewhat unsurprisingly, The Beatles would top the ultimate line-up, according to ChatGPT. 

‘Reunion concerts are impossible, but imagining a Beatles set at Glastonbury would be legendary,’ it said. 

Two legends who have unfortunately passed away are next on the dream line-up – David Bowie, who ChatGPT describes as a ‘true icon’, and Michael Jackson, who the AI bot praises for his ‘electrifying stage presence.’

Queen and Led Zeppelin are next on the list, followed by Prince, who ChatGPT describes as a ‘masterful performer who could effortlessly blend funk, rock, and pop into an unforgettable set.’

Kurt Cobain’s Nirvana would stir things up with their grunge anthems, while Amy Winehouse’s soulful voice would create a ‘mesmerising performance’. 

Glastonbury Festival will be taking place at Worthy Farm in Somerset from Wednesday June 26 to Sunday June 30. It was revealed this morning that Dua Lipa, Coldplay and SZA will headline the iconic event, with Shania Twain playing the legendary Sunday slot

Glastonbury Festival will be taking place at Worthy Farm in Somerset from Wednesday June 26 to Sunday June 30. It was revealed this morning that Dua Lipa, Coldplay and SZA will headline the iconic event, with Shania Twain playing the legendary Sunday slot

'This lineup spans decades and genres, offering something for everyone and ensuring an unforgettable Glastonbury experience,' ChatGPT added

‘This lineup spans decades and genres, offering something for everyone and ensuring an unforgettable Glastonbury experience,’ ChatGPT added

Bob Marley & The Wailers would bring ‘messages of love and unity’ to Glastonbury, while The Rolling Stones would ‘have everyone dancing.’ 

Madonna – who was widely rumoured to be headlining the festival this year – is also on the dream line-up, alongside Daft Punk, and Radiohead. 

Finally, the dream line-up is rounded out by Beyonce – who headlined Glastonbury in 2011 – and Kendrick Lamar, who was a headiner just two years ago. 

‘This lineup spans decades and genres, offering something for everyone and ensuring an unforgettable Glastonbury experience,’ ChatGPT added.