Must be homing pigeons! Dilapidated three-bedroom home on sale for £65,000 is covered in poo after a family of birds moved

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  • The three-bed semi-detached house in Blackpool seems a snip from the outside
  • However, the next owners will have to shoo away a flock of resident pigeons
  • As well as tackling the thick layers of bird poo, work is needed elsewhere too

With living costs soaring, moving in with strangers is becoming an increasingly common choice, but one family could be in for the most unique house-share yet. 

A three-bedroom family home in Blackpool has hit the market for £65,000, but alongside an already extensive DIY job, the next owners will have to start life by shooing away a flock of resident pigeons.

The bargain buy includes three bedrooms, a bathroom, a kitchen, a lounge, and a dining room.

Pictures of the semi-detached property show that the interior – much of which is rubbish which will need throwing out – is coated in a thick layer of bird poo.

Some of the images reveal the source of this unpleasant decor – a handful of pigeons perched on cabinets, a wardrobe and even some wallpaper as it peeled off the wall.

Young families might think this three-bed semi-detached house in Blackpool is a snip at £65,000 just looking at the outside, but there is a catch

Young families might think this three-bed semi-detached house in Blackpool is a snip at £65,000 just looking at the outside, but there is a catch

The home's interior has been completely ruined by a combination of rubbish left by previous owners, and pigeon squatters who have drenched the place in their excrement

The home’s interior has been completely ruined by a combination of rubbish left by previous owners, and pigeon squatters who have drenched the place in their excrement

The birds were pictured perched on cabinets, a wardrobe and even some wallpaper as it peeled off the wall ahead of the house's sale

The birds were pictured perched on cabinets, a wardrobe and even some wallpaper as it peeled off the wall ahead of the house’s sale

The bathroom boasts quite possibly the least tasteful bird bath in history

The bathroom boasts quite possibly the least tasteful bird bath in history

The house went viral on Reddit, where users had fun spotting the four birds hidden in various nooks and crannies throughout. One is seen mid-flight

The house went viral on Reddit, where users had fun spotting the four birds hidden in various nooks and crannies throughout. One is seen mid-flight

The brazen birds’ attitudes to being photographed do not bode well for whichever family ends up moving into the home, since they appear to have been unphased by whoever walked in on them previously.

This is a shame as from the outside, the property looks like a traditional, semi-detached family home with a front hedge allowing for added privacy from the road.

Along the kitchen surfaces and worktops, going into the bedrooms, living room and the bathroom, there is mould, debris and most notably – droppings.

That includes a remarkable amount in the bath tub – with the pigeons putting a new twist on the traditional bird bath.

There is also a hole in the living room ceiling – perhaps a small price to pay for a relatively excrement-free zone.

There is a hole in the living room ceiling but on the plus side, the damage appears to have put the birds off

There is a hole in the living room ceiling but on the plus side, the damage appears to have put the birds off

A glacier of guano is seen covering the stairs

A glacier of guano is seen covering the stairs

Whoever inherits the property will have difficulty knowing where to start out of the extensive belongings left by the previous owner and the infesting flock of birds

Whoever inherits the property will have difficulty knowing where to start out of the extensive belongings left by the previous owner and the infesting flock of birds 

There is also mould throughout the property - not helped by the current occupants

There is also mould throughout the property – not helped by the current occupants

The large back garden is an overgrown mess, with a picture showing signs of even more garbage lurking amongst the matted plants

The large back garden is an overgrown mess, with a picture showing signs of even more garbage lurking amongst the matted plants

The property is set to be sold via auction with Auction House Fulwood next week

The property is set to be sold via auction with Auction House Fulwood next week

The house went viral on Reddit, where users had fun spotting the four birds hidden in various nooks and crannies throughout.

And the work does not end there. The large back garden is an overgrown mess, with a picture showing signs of even more garbage lurking amongst the matted plants.

However, the size of the garden, and house, does offer the promise of becoming a family haven – if you can stomach it.

The property is set to be sold via auction with Auction House Fulwood next week, from June 11 until June 12.




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