What a crock! H&M dinnerware ridiculed by shoppers who say it looks like it's covered in faeces

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  • The ‘speckled’ line includes brown splattered mugs, jugs and even a butter dish
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H&M’s new crockery line has been slammed online by shoppers who say it looks as though it is covered in faeces.

The high street fashion retailer, which also has a Home range, has launched a brand new dinnerware line including serving dishes, mugs, jugs and even a butter dish – all of which look as though they have been splattered by poo, according to prospective customers.

One cheeky customer wrote: ‘My husband decorates our toilet in the exact same pattern. Might as well get something to match in the kitchen.’

Another said: ‘Those are the plates that you use when you don’t want guests to return.’

Someone else suggested that instead of the ‘speckled-glazed stoneware’ line, H&M should call it ‘the spray collection’. Luxurious.

A new dinnerware collection at H&M has customers scratching their heads

A new dinnerware collection at H&M has customers scratching their heads

The brown speckled pattern looks as though the crockery has been splattered with poo

The brown speckled pattern looks as though the crockery has been splattered with poo 

The design choice split online shoppers - with some slamming the crockery while others said it passed the sniff test

The design choice split online shoppers – with some slamming the crockery while others said it passed the sniff test

While a ‘patterned’ plate costs £9.99, a butter dish of the same suspicious design will set you back £14.99.

But the collection seemed to pass the sniff test on H&M’s website, with many online reviewers giving the products five stars.

‘This looks so expensive,’ one wrote.

Another said: ‘Such a pretty mug with a solid, heavier weight feel. Perfect size.

One review raved about the ‘speckled pattern’ and argued it added a ‘handmade touch to it’. Handmade or man-made?

The collection is available in H&M home stores up and down the UK, as well as on the website.

H&M has declined to comment.




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